- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

A child walks into a classroom.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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