What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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