The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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Connor is homosexuaI

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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