What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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