The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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