How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Anti Joke

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