Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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what do u call a apple a apple

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who jumped off a bridge? She died.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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