Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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