What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Meow.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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I'm Spartacus

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Anti Joke

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