a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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What did I do last night?work

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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2 + 2 = 4

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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pussy enough said

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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