Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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You idiot.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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hrih

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Pickles

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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