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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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