Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Double-whammy

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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