Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Christmas was blonde that year and the lemon had several monkey lamps, so it asked, "Why are my toenails so radish-flavored?" There were no answers and many months passed by the Windows operating system like cars down a highway running over a family.

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How did your baby die. She suffacted by your smell

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hey you like pizza? whatever...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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A black man walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a pint of lager. The barman refuses to serve him because of his race. This causes the black man and any others in the establishment to leave, considering this appalling behaviour.

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How many Jews did Hitler kill during the Holocaust? Too many.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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What's black, white, and hungry? The population of Zimbabwe.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack. She's dead.

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Malachai.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a bench A bench can support a family

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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