- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

why did my iphone screen get scratched :(? because i dropped it ):

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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