Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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I like your hair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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