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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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