BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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someone called someone else a frog

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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