Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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