Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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