what to call someone thats gay zak

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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