Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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