Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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