Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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