What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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when debbie meets downer

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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