I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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So dont touch it

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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