Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Sex education in Texas.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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I'm homeless.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Nickleback.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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