Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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roses are red violets are blue

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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