What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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