What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Herman Cain

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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ekoj

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Oliver's friends

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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