What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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What flys? A fly

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Avery has crabs.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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