- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

I got shot, you laughed

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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