What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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Brain fart

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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