A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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What is cowboy say

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Paper shield.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Patrick is gay

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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