What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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whats better than sex? cookies

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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thumbs up!

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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a man walks into horse bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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