What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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kennah campion when she talks

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Gay's

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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