What's black and hangs from a tree in my yard? A tire, and it also happens to be a swing.

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Why didn't the Asian student ask for a calculator? Because he was busy washing the dishes and thought a calculator would be completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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So does Blake

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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