How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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