Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Republicans

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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