Itookasipasoda

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Shut the cork up!

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WNBA

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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heads up!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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