Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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