If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Jesus wept.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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