- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is SO black.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

It's long!

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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