Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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