What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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