What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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Vagina cream... end of story

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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