what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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I'm Spartacus

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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poop

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck replies, "whiskey". The bartender gives the duck the drink and the duck sips it quietly, knowing he is ruining his life. Meanwhile, two cows in a pasture look for some grass to eat.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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