what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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