If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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