Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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hear hear

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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Anti Joke

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