- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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