ugh good riddance

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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