knock knock who's there aids

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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