- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Why the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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