whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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