How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Your mom is fat

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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I hate blackniggers

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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im gey

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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