If you're happy and you know it get a life

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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