Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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dislike this...please.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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tom pauling

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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toast points

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Dick spice

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