What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Hitler

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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Joe Biden

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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