A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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DESERT

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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