What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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who farted i did :]

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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