What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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What's city is in New York New York City

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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