A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Woman's Rights

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