- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

A chicken walks into a barn.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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The economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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