a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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Anti Joke

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