Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Get off my porch.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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<=3 penis

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