Black Veil Brides.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Cows go moo.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Women's football

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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