Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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