NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Nickelback

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Health food.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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