How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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minorities.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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