Why are black people so stupid an lazy? They aren't. This is a negative social stigma and if you believe it you are a racist.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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A platypus walks into a bar. They are the only mammals with the ability to lay an egg.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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