Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Chuck norris

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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