How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Once upon a time

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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