What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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The Economy

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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woman's rights

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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