What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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