Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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Your Mom!!!

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Vagina cream... end of story

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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