hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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how man

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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knock knock you may come in

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? When I see a Porsche on the street, I think to myself, "that's a nice car," but when I see a pile of dead babies on the street I scream, "OH DEAR GOD WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHERE IS THE MONSTER THAT KILLED THESE POOR BABIES?!?!" I then quickly alert the authorities of the hideous crime before vomiting profusely and crying until my tear ducts run dry. I sustain irreversible psychological damage and the image of hundreds of cruelly murdered infants prevents me from sleeping at night.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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