What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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