what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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