- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

you wanna hear a joke? no

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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