What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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It says so on your cap.

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you will like this because i am black.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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The Detroit Lions

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Women's rights

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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