- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

did you ever see a butter fly?

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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