Knock, knock. Come in.......

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

you know whats funny the letter Q

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Why did little justin fall off his bike? because a terrorist threw a fridge at him

your face

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

whats gay ? you

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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