Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Sex

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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