Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Hi

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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