Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

I had a submarine.... once

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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